Humour
Michel Audiard
Coluche
Pierre Desproges
Philippe Geluck
Sacha Guitry
Jean Yanne
Albert Einstein
Woody Allen
Janclod
Pourquoi ?
Lexique
Humour n'ware
Intelligence
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Humour
"Heureux
soient les fêlés, car ils laisseront passer la lumière
..." Michel Audiard
"Les
humoristes sont plus utiles que les philosophes ... A moins que ce ne soient
eux les vrais philosophes. " Jean Yanne
"Il
faut se méfier des comiques, parce que quelquefois ils disent des
choses pour plaisanter ..." Coluche
Mensa
et l'intelligence
Page officielle
de défense et illustration de la langue
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Consultations
: Le docteur
Yao reçoit de 7h à 18h30, même les jours
fériés.
45toursnazes,
l'almanach des chansons les plus nazes jamais sorties! (de 1960 à 2003)
Si vous avez
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poubelle.net
perdu.com
Si vous avez un peu plus de temps : waitallday.com
Et si vous avez de bons yeux (ou une loupe sous la main) : guimp.com
Et si
vous êtes surdoué et con (c'est pas si rare ...) : tasdecons.com
Le
dico des smileys ou émoticons
Hearing so many
people speaking ill about his intelligence level, George W. Bush decided
to get his brain checked. The physician's diagnosis was:
'Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal
people. But the problem is: in your left brain, there is nothing right and
in your right brain, there is nothing left !
Dilbert
True Tales of
Induhviduals
Lizard's
Gifted Adult World
MBTI
(Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) |
| ISTJ |
I Save
Things Judiciously, I Suit Tax Jobs |
| ISTP |
I See
The Problem |
| ESTP |
Everyone
Seems Too Proper, Extraordinarily Smooth Talking Person |
| ESTJ |
Execution
Saves The Job, Everyone Seems Too Juvenile |
| ISFJ |
I Serve
Family Joyfully |
| ISFP |
I Seek
Fun & Pleasure, I Secretly Feel Pastoral |
| ESFP |
Entertaining
Sparkly Friendly Person, |
| ESFJ |
Extra
Special Friendly Joiner, Earthly Service Feels Just |
| INFJ |
Inner
Nuances Foster Journeys, Imagination Never Feels Juvenile |
| INFP |
I Never
Find Perfection, I Need Feeling People, Inner Nuances Fuel Possibilities |
| ENFP |
Everyday,
New Fantastic Possibilities, |
| ENFJ |
Everyone
Needs Fulfillment & Joy |
| INTJ |
It's
Not Thoroughly Justified |
| INTP |
It's
Not Theoretically Possible, I Need To Plan |
| ENTP |
Every
New Thought Propels |
| ENTJ |
Executives
Need Tough Jobs |
Des étudiants
en médecine reçoivent leur premier cours d'anatomie avec un
vrai corps humain. Ils sont tous réunis autour d'une table d'opération
avec le corps recouvert d'un drap blanc.
Le
professeur leur dit : - "En médecine, il faut avoir 2 qualités importantes. La
première, il ne faut pas être dégoûté".
Là dessus, le prof retire le drap, enfonce un doigt dans l'anus du
mort et, quand il l'a retiré, il suce son doigt.
- "Allez, faites la même chose que moi". Les étudiants,
après quelques minutes d'hésitation, passent chacun leur tour.
Ils enfoncent le doigt dans l'anus du mort et sucent leur doigt après
l'avoir retiré.
Quand tout le monde a fini, le prof les regarde et
leur dit : -
La seconde qualité, c'est l'observation. J'ai enfoncé mon
majeur et j'ai sucé l'index...
How
many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
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